If humans had taglines, what would yours be?

I’ve used tag lines before. Let me give you an example or a few.

The Movie Whore.

I watch the shittiest movies so you don’t have to.

This blog.

My LinkedIn in profile says this under my name.

The teacher’s teacher, the guides guide, and the master’s master.

Of course I know I’m not a master, but with LinkedIn,  who the fuck cares?

When I wrote the Soldiers For Peace blog.

Peace is our passion.

I used to write adverting for bebee.com for free.

Be a bee that flowers the garden, and one will be a bee to remember. 

For me, my tag line, what tag line, I come up with the lines at the drop of a hat.