Urania, Polyhymnia, Melpomene, Thalia, Clio, Calliope, Euterpe, Terpsichore, and Erato listen up Muses.

I know you think you can block me, and I know you can’t because I listen a lot more than you think I do.

I want you to listen, and if any of you have a better idea, let me know.

I get that I haven’t always been looking for advice, and this is new for me.

Please accept my apologies before we get started.  I know how I can be, and I need you to call me on it.

You, my daughters, are my counsel. If I’m going to do this, I need help.

Let me know anytime you see me, hear me, hear of me, fucking up. I know I’ll always fuck up, I’m not perfect, but I used to be.

Or at least I thought I was. Then the dude with the point got me to thinking, and that’s why I did this to us all.

I get you used to be worshipped,  I did, too.

I understand what it’s like.

And I made the choice for us all and didn’t even bother to take counsel from anyone.

I get why you’re all so pissed at me, and I deserve it.

I won’t ask you to forgive me, I’ve already forgiven myself.

To make sure nothing like that happens again,  that’s why I have my Muses, to be my counsel.

I have these ideas to fix the world.

First one.

Flat tax rate for the world.  The world will have to come together and that’s going to happen whether they like it or not.

Extraterrestrials will show up before we nuke ourselves into oblivion.  It’s something about how it affects magnetics across the universe. 

That’s why it’s just a matter of time.

I figure at that point we’ll have one world government. 

Flat tax rate as sales tax. Everyone buys something, and everyone pays the tax.

Real simple.

Next.

We need to do away with demographics,  and marketing, also known as propaganda, will be banned.

We need to tell the truth in every situation.  There is no good lie. There is no good reason to ever lie.

This shit, I know, it’s a pipedream.

But, what the fuck else am I going to dream of?

Rhetorical.