Why?

Why on this fucking earth does this work as comedy?

There are too many idiots who think anythings funny.

What happened to intelligent comedy?

Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Robin Williams, and Christopher Titus, to name the few. The few, it should be a few.

Now that I got that out, I can be at peace.

What did I deal with today?

My best friend thinks she’s funny.

She is not funny, she has moments of pure comic genius, but we all do.

Most of what she thinks is funny, if I was 5…

I’m not 5.

I’ve been working on this dude who is a medium that can channel the spirits of others. I want him to use me to create a comedy sketch, and he’ll be the Medium Comedian.

My god, it sounds like bad science fiction.

Oh well, back to the old drawing board, and I’ll see what else I can cook up.

However, he did have one sketch, no, no, no. I’m not doing it again. I’m not reaching like motherfucker just get pulled in again.

That dude’s on his own, well, I don’t know, no!

Let me tell you why you’re not going to let go of this dude.

Oh yeah. I forgot this also my higherself time.

Yes.

You’re not going to let go of this dude because you are in love with him. Just admit it, and you’ll feel better.

I really don’t like you right now.

Deal with it.

Ok. I look into my feelings. Oh shit, I’m in love him.  How in the motherfuckin earth did that happen?

He talked with you, not at you.

Yeah, he did. I could have talked with him forever. Then I hung up on him when I realized I was falling in love with him.

Now, why would he want to speak to me again?

He’s lonely. 

He’s that intelligent that he’s alone most of the time and likes it.

I get that. It’s why I don’t talk to many people.

Oh.

I get it. He’s my reflection of me as I am.

That’s why it was so easy to talk with him. It’s why if I called him again, he would enjoy hearing from me.

Yes.

Thank you. I needed that.

Good night to nights goodness.