Why?

Why?

What in the hell am I going to do with this shit?

Make a shit sandwich?

Oh, that’s so funny I forgot to laugh.

What the fuck was i talking about?

It could be several things.

You’re really helping.

I know.

I know you know, and that why I am talking to you.

Who’s on first?

Fuck the fuck off.

Ok, but you need to fuck yourself so I can fuck the fuck off.

Why do I talk to you?

I’m the only higherself you got.

I can’t ask a question without you answering?

Something like that.

Well fuck.

I can’t even remember what I was going to write about.

I could tell you.

That’s it, I’m not talking to you anymore tonight and I’m going to bed.