This is it.

I get why he did it.

It’s a joke.

What?

Well, if I think about it, I get why Zeus did it. It was all a joke.

Think about it. If God knows everything, he would’ve known the guy would’ve beaten him on a technicality.

So this was going to happen.

God knew it would happen and this was his comic joke.

I get it. God knows everything, it makes so much sense.

I know it really does.

It his retirement. God goes away, puts himself in a human body, when he dies he dies and his energy will become something else.

Simply brilliant. No one would ever believe he did it.

Does this sound like the Jesus story?

A bit.

But in that story God doesn’t die.

True.

Oh well. I get why he did it to himself.

Why on fucking fuckety fuck fuckin fuck did he do it to me?

Your mouth.

Fuck off.