I have issues with being human. I was an it, now I’m a woman. We had no bodies and took forms based on what humans would accept.

It’s why no one could ever capture us, we just took our original form and the humans couldn’t see us.

Seriously who thinks they can capture a Muse, I mean really.

And I’ve been women before, however not for very long. 50 years is annoying.

My tits are sagging, my ass is sagging, what else can sag?

Don’t. You know it was rhetorical.

At least my kid has no idea who I was. It spared him so much. That no one knows who I am was good for him.

I love my son.

Every mother loves their children. Every parent loves their children. My husband has no clue who I was. That’s good for him. I married an idiot.

However it was the only choice. Had I married someone intelligent they would have figure it out by now.

If I even tried dating an empath, or worse, a telepath, they would have figured it out fast.

I get why we’re, here, the gods. I get why Zeus did what he did, and I’m at peace with it, as I am with myself.

That’s a good way to be.