Cab driving wasn’t the only place I helped people out in my life. It’s actually always been a pattern.

At one point in life when someone would hit me up, the first words out of my mouth were “What do you need?”

I’ve simply had that kind of life that rarely am I in yours unless you need something from me.

Most of the time you have no clue what it is while I can see it clear as day. For a few years I tried my hand as a life coach because of this pattern. I figured what the fuck, why not get paid for what I do with damn near everyone  meet.

I never made that much as I often would forget to charge.

The one thing I noticed in most of these people were their crutches. There were a few that seemed to be everyone’s crutches.

Reading books instead of sitting around and talking to themselves.

Quoting other people.

Attending seminars and classes and looking for anyone but themselves to figure their shit out.

Those were the top 3. If I’m to address this in the book, how do I break down each one?

Any fucking idiot can write a book.

I’m a fucktard and a half and I’m writing one.

If I can do it anyone can.

That means the blind are often being lead by the blind. There are no handbooks for life. I have seen many of the ones that claim to be so and all every single one of them was, was a way to get rich by feeding off the ignorance of others.

Most of the people who read these books would often spout them off and I would take great pleasure in poking holes in what they were spouting and destroying the idea their favorite how to live life book had much validity. It’s why I loved the Druids. Those fuckers wrote shit down on leaves.

This forced them to update things and never allowed them to be imprisoned by one singular view.

Wisest people who ever lived.

Next.

If you can’t explain it in your own words so simply a child will understand it, you have no fucking clue what you’re talking about.

In quoting others it only makes a slave of your mind to anyone who can say something that sounds good.

Rarely in life can anything be summed up in a sentence or less. Often there is a mega fuck ton of depth behind the simplicity of the words spoken that translates what one truly understands. Quoting other people only shows you know how to be a trained monkey and rip people off.

To think for oneself means to speak for oneself and never rely on other people to do your thinking for you.

Every time I’m at some party and I here some fucktard spout some quote, I ask them to explain it. I often find they can’t and have revealed why they should shut the fuck up instead of trying to impress people with the words of others.

Next.

Feeders feed on making you think you need them to show you the way.

Every last one of these fuckers I saw during my time as a life coach offering classes and seminars were all 100% full of shit, and barely understood what they were talking about.

When it comes to giving guidance to other people, being 100% correct and accurate is the absolutely most important thing or you fuck up other people’s lives.

Making a guessing game out of it only increases the suffering one is inflicting on other people to be spread like some fucking disease.

I remember back in the days of social media a few centuries ago there was a lot of stupid bullshit going on. People thinking they could inspire people and that getting it wrong didn’t matter because they had a good intent.

Bullmotherfuckingshit!

Intent and results are 2 different things and one’s intent does not have a damn bit of control over those results.

Nor does it absolve one from being responsible for the results.

It’s why I have often said that the road to hell paved with good intentions is the road we lay out for other people.

We lead people to the suffering with our well meaning intent when we don’t stop to make sure we are 100% correct.

I know I was grateful when the idea of personal truth died back in the 21st. There are great many things that are true about the person I am, however I own none of it and most of it’s true about a bunch others as well. Personal truth was one of the greatest lies I ever saw become far too popular among people who refused to grow the fuck up.

I look back and my time as a life coach was filled with a fuck ton of frustration. Probably why I gave it up over 4 centuries ago and will never go back to it.

I forget with the shit I am able to do as a soul sucking vampire it gives me an intellect that is far above most people.

I have a level of awareness that needs that kind of intellect to manage it. The only others I have met that are on my intellectual level are other soul sucking vampires. The amount shit we have to balance out on a daily basis would drive most people into a straight jacket or out onto the streets babbling to themselves.

It doesn’t make me any better than anyone, however I can’t help I’m smarter than most. I was born this way.

I think maybe I should leave the intellect stuff out of the book. Anytime I’ve ever talked about it in life, it never did me any favors, and often had people treating me as if I was an arrogant prick.

I can be a bit of a prick. I’d rather be doing the fucking than getting fucked.

Thankfully here in the 25th century most of humanity has evolved. No longer do things  such as life coaches and social media even exist. I remember when they banned social media back in 2025.

That was the year that everything changed.

Since I was there to witness it, maybe this would be the time to get into it.