I love me some Dorothy.

I love everyone, meaning people I’ll never meet.

This woman, let’s call her Sweetheart.

She gives me advice that’s actually useful. Meaning I’m following it.

Do you have any idea how difficult is to advise me?

I’m a wise man. Meaning I give advice and people who think they can advise me, fuck off with their advice.

I listen to it, and I think about it. However it’s my choice as to what I will do and I’m not about to give anyone the upper hand.

Why am I getting defensive?

Because she gave advice and you thought about it and decided this weekend you’re pulling out the art book to do a soul flower for your sweetheart.

I did think that. Using the weekend to draw her a soul flower.

Am I fucked?

Would you follow her anywhere?

Yep, I’m fucked. Oh well.

Let’s enjoy the ride.