Shinedown is responsible for this.

I can still remember all my wives and girlfriends.

I get that I’m awkward.

I get that most people don’t share their lives. 

I get it.

I’m weird as fuck.

I’m ok with my being weird as fuck, however i can’t expect another to find my eccentric behavior to be something they can put up with.

Doesn’t matter how well I can make them orgasm.

There is a direct correlation with how well someone can make you orgasm and how much of their bullshit you will take.

I’ve seen it.

This as human as gets.

I get I can go from talking about the mysteries of the universe to South Park and Super Jail.

For those who don’t know Super Jail. Imagine willy Wonka ran a prison and every episode many people die in horrific ways.

Cartoon.

Think about it, I’ve been to hell. I’ve seen what hell is. I made suggestions on how to make it worse.

I got told to get the fuck out.

Now, when I come knocking at the gates,  they say, “who do you want. We’ll get them for post haste.”

I get I’m scary as fuck.

I get it.

However, I can be as gentle as a breeze. I like being gentle because of all the fighting I’ve done.

I never wanted to fight.

How else could I be me?

This is as human as it gets.