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Darkness imprisoning me

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Anyone who knows old Metallica, knows this lyric.

If you don’t know the song was about a movie, Johnny Got His Gun.

Johnny got his legs and arms blown off and his face is disfigured to the point where he can’t hear or say anything.

Trapped in darkness.

Darkness imprisoning me.

During the film they had a Telepath speak to his mind and all he wanted was to die.

I think about that as we get closer to civil war in America and WW3.

Humans getting killed.

Not a single one then thinks it will happen to them. They have rituals, superstitions, and none of it does a damn bit of good.

What do you think the enemy is doing, rituals and superstitions.

I like that crazy train is playing.

I’ve listened to drop outs, mystics, witches, and anyone that would talk to me so I could learn.

What I learned is that we are one human race.

One.

What darkness is imprisoning us that we think we have other races?

We have nationalities, what nation or stuff, but we don’t have any race other than the human race.

Pro-Human.

I used to have to t-shirt.

Been there, done that and I got the t-shirt.

A couple years ago I went mad over black history month. That we even have black history, that’s racist in and if itself.

It pisses me off to no end that any thinks that there is more than one race you stupid fucking morons.

This is what I hold back when I get pissed. Fucking morons.

Let’s think about it using logic.

I tell people the truth, they argue, I get pissed at some point, takes a long time to get under my skin.

It takes a moron to argue with me.

When I realized I had an explosive temper, I made it my mission to not lose my temper.

At 50 I don’t hit anything, I used to hit walls. I put a fist sized dent in a 4×4. I was that pissed and I had been working out and I looked at that dent every week I went to that bar.

Had that been a human, they would have died.

Martial Arts is something I’ve studied do I know exactly what I’m doing and have zero excuse.

It’s why I’m a pacifist. I can make people miss all day long. I don’t have to defend . myself.

Thinking of war, what would I do?

I don’t know.

That is reassuring as it is scary as fuck.

I know how to kill.

I wish I didn’t.

I wish no one had to die, but I get it, people will die.

Humans killing humans like any other day.

Doesn’t matter the why, humans killing humans is the wrong fucking way to go.

ChatGPT

Zues and His Daughters: Urania

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I already did it.

So, now I’ve been talking about gyres for at least 6 months, yet I haven’t seen any theories in the news.

When does the 100th monkey do it’s thing.

If you teach a monkey a new trick, every hundredth monkey will do the same trick.

When I speak, the emotion and the thought go out across the universe. So, somebody should be getting it.

I liked it better when I had direct contact.  I could possess a young maiden and give a man a good time and get him new ideas.

They always thought the ideas were there’s,  fuckin’ men.

But that’s what I get for being a being who had no body.

I’m still getting used to this body. Why in the blue hell does it leak. Blood is coming out every month, peeing, shitting, and sneezing. 

I have no control over this thing.

Oh, well. I’ve had years to manage this body, and I think I got it.

I think,  why, oh why did Zues do this shit. 

I never had to think before this shit.

I was in the cosmos dancing my life away.

I loved it.

I possessed somebody when it was time for new learning. Then I came back to the cosmos.

Well, there was this one time, I inspired a dance club. I fell in love.

I never should have done that. Now I can.

I never thought it would be like this. When Zeus explained it, I knew what we’re going to change, and I knew we would change into humans, but what the fuck?

I never understood humans, and I never wanted to. I was superior to them in every way.

The level of intellect I possess, my I.Q. is off the charts. I got tested as kid, and it was over 500. Making me the smartest person in the world, hence why no one listens to what I have to say.

They hear it, but fuckin’ hell they don’t fuckin’ listen.  If I have to repeat myself again, oh fuck, what am I saying.

I know I’ll have to repeat myself again, it’s kind of my job.

But I do need to vent, and that’s why I write in this journal. 

I’m good, sooooooo gooooooood.

I work at being this good.

If anyone knew how much I work at being this good, they’d never believe it.

I forgive everyone of everything so that I can peace in my heart, my mind, and my ever loving  soul.

Nighty night.

Zues and His Daughters Part 8

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Urania, Polyhymnia, Melpomene, Thalia, Clio, Calliope, Euterpe, Terpsichore, and Erato listen up Muses.

I know you think you can block me, and I know you can’t because I listen a lot more than you think I do.

I want you to listen, and if any of you have a better idea, let me know.

I get that I haven’t always been looking for advice, and this is new for me.

Please accept my apologies before we get started.  I know how I can be, and I need you to call me on it.

You, my daughters, are my counsel. If I’m going to do this, I need help.

Let me know anytime you see me, hear me, hear of me, fucking up. I know I’ll always fuck up, I’m not perfect, but I used to be.

Or at least I thought I was. Then the dude with the point got me to thinking, and that’s why I did this to us all.

I get you used to be worshipped,  I did, too.

I understand what it’s like.

And I made the choice for us all and didn’t even bother to take counsel from anyone.

I get why you’re all so pissed at me, and I deserve it.

I won’t ask you to forgive me, I’ve already forgiven myself.

To make sure nothing like that happens again,  that’s why I have my Muses, to be my counsel.

I have these ideas to fix the world.

First one.

Flat tax rate for the world.  The world will have to come together and that’s going to happen whether they like it or not.

Extraterrestrials will show up before we nuke ourselves into oblivion.  It’s something about how it affects magnetics across the universe. 

That’s why it’s just a matter of time.

I figure at that point we’ll have one world government. 

Flat tax rate as sales tax. Everyone buys something, and everyone pays the tax.

Real simple.

Next.

We need to do away with demographics,  and marketing, also known as propaganda, will be banned.

We need to tell the truth in every situation.  There is no good lie. There is no good reason to ever lie.

This shit, I know, it’s a pipedream.

But, what the fuck else am I going to dream of?

Rhetorical.