I don’t have a favorite pair of shoes.

I wear the shoes needed. That takes me everywhere.

Why would I worry about shoes?

That would mean my life wasn’t full. If I actually cared about shoes. I know this because I used to care. I used to have a shoe collection.

Now, their just shoes.

That’s the truth, their just shoes. Anything you feel about your shoes is an opinion and means absolutely nothing to anyone but you.

Trying to make your opinion mean something is mentally ill.