What is your favorite holiday? Why is it your favorite?

I don’t like any holiday, not even my birthday, and here’s why.

When I was 5 I figured Santa out in my parents closet.

Then there was the whole thing when I was going to a Christian school, that we are not to have any other gods…what’s Santa if not a God?

It fucked me up for a lifetime.

Then I found out, Christ’s birthday is closer to Easter than Christmas. 

So that lie is supposed to make it OK?

I like the truth.

Easter, what in the blue holy fuck did this fucking holiday get created.

Rabbits laying eggs?

Why Thanksgiving,  shouldn’t we we be giving thanks every day for everything?

I do.

People can talk all they want about the Christmas spirit.

What if we did what Bill Murray, in Scrooged, talked about and hold that in our hearts every day, no exceptions?

I work at it, and when I can’t give it, I don’t go out, and stay inside until I figure out what in the fuck is wrong with me.

Why do I need a holiday?

I don’t. 

Have a blessed one and be excellent on purpose