Thanks John Lennon.

People say I’m crazy
Doing what I’m doing
Well, they give me all kinds of warnings
To save me from ruin
When I say that I’m okay, well they look at me kinda strange
“Surely, you’re not happy now, you no longer play the game”

People say I’m lazy
Dreaming my life away
Well they give me all kinds of advice
Designed to enlighten me
When I tell them that I’m doing fine watching shadows on the wall
“Don’t you miss the big time boy, you’re no longer on the ball?”

People do think I’m crazy and I am, it’s the only way to not become insane.

Doing the same thing over and over expecting different results.

This world is insane.

People tell me I’m lazy. I might be. I have ADHD and autism.

I don’t miss the big time. I don’t miss working for assholes who want money and think I’m crazy because I don’t give a shit about money.

Team America comes to mind.

The dick, pussies and assholes speech. In my mind this is the best lines ever spoken from any movie.

We’re dicks! We’re reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks!

And the Film Actors’ Guild!.. are pussies.

And Kim Jong Il!.. is an asshole.

Pussies don’t like dicks!.. because pussies get fucked by dicks.

But dicks also fuck assholes.

Assholes who just want to shit on everything.

Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way, but the only thing that can fuck an asshole… is a dick… with some balls.

The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much, or fuck when it isn’t appropriate, and it takes a pussy to show ’em that.

But sometimes pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves.

Because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes.

I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are gonna have our dicks and our pussies… all covered in shit.

To me this is a brilliant monolog.

By the way, I’m a dick. I’m proud to be a dick.

Dicks have a way of shutting pussies and assholes up by giving them the truth.

Simple truth will fuck up any pussy or asshole.

I’ve seen it many times as I’ve been writing for years and shutting pussies and assholes down by giving them the simple truth.

Take a minute to know that I don’t give shit if your offended.

Who made curse words a thing that we’re not supposed to say?

No one, cultural taboo and religion.

Why should I give a fuck about religion?

Fuck off with cultural taboos because Shakespeare used fuck in one of his plays.

Depending on what country your in changes the swear word.

There is no origin for the word fuck.

Crazy, you could say that, but I’m happy as fuck not to be insane.

I used to have a DVD called Fuck and it was all about the word and where it came from.

Coherence is alignment is balance is truth.

Fragmentation is misalignment is imbalance is deception.

If you get offended by a word, the problem is you.

Words are innocuous.  It’s the meaning behind the words, the emotional intent behind the words.

I hate you.

That is the biggest fucking sentence one could say to do harm to anyone.

It’s personal.

I, meaning me, hate, meaning if you were on fire I wouldn’t piss on you, you, meaning you specifically. 

I hate you is so much more offensive to me than any curse word could ever be.

I love everyone on the planet, in the planet and everyone in the universe.

Everyone meaning the entirety of the universe.

Speak with precision in your language.

No body cares.

Really, did you ask everyone?

People use absolutes when speaking and they have no fucking clue what the fuck their talking about.

This is narcissism.

Never fuck with a writer who has studied the English language. They will bury you.

My memory is coming back nicely.

Have a blessed one and be excellent always.