This is a fictional story told by Max J. Clayton.

I was looking at the 4 years of sex I had disguised as relationship, and fucking fucksticks.

Tina had 5 sisters, my mother had 5 sisters. Today is my mother’s birthday, Tina’s was yesterday.

How in the blue holy fuck did I miss that.  Oh right, the fucking was righteous.

She was ten years older than me and at times she liked to call me daddy. I just went with it. Her mind was full of being a 16 year old and it was kind of hot fucking a 35 year as a 25 year old.

Thankfully she’s the only one.

Tina made me a motherfucker. 

I was fucking a mother with 3 kids.

My sons mother met Tina’s sister on the 4th of July at the park.  Here’s what she said seeing my wife was pregnant.

“Max, you were the best thing that ever happened to Tina and her kids.”

I was just doing my best with both, Tina and her kids.

That’s why I use the term motherfucker as a badge of honor for all the moms I fucked, and took a stepdad approach with seriousness. 

If you are going to fuck a mother, you had better be the best stepdad they’ve ever seen.

It’s the training is got for my son. I watched how they raised their children and I gave them all the support the needed.

Bruce Lee said something like let everyone train you and make it uniquely your own. I learn from every situation. 

I allow the situation to unfold to see what I’m dealing with. It might look the same, but I’m not the same. If it’s other people, definitely not the same.

From mother to motherfucker, who could have been my mother, and she called me daddy.

Who has this life?